Incident At Toshi Station »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 4 months ago in Arts & EntertainmentThink parking is tough for you? Try finding a spot for your imperial walker!
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ind061 year, 4 months ago
Was he using his signals? Man, I hate it when people back out without signaling.
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BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago
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MacR1 year, 4 months ago
Did you see what that stormtrooper did to my A-Wing figher. I mean really it took a long time to wait for that parking spot. I mean really, that tree was a nice shade, you know that we have no top on those A-Wings to keep out the sun from baking the seat.
Damn, I waited for that know-it-all Palpatine to get that huge boat of his out of the lot so I could have the space. And all that trouble and I still get creamed by an At-At. I guess IIoGE(Imperial Insurance of Galtic Empires) will get a nasty call real soon.
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kriicket1 year, 4 months ago
That little red car was MINE!!! And he didn't even have the decency to leave his name and insurance information. What a jerk!! And no wonder there is so much road rage....the little people like me get so tired of being picked on....*sob, sob*...you just wait, I'll show them all! *sob, sob*
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uncle-dave1 year, 4 months ago
Yes, it was, OU812. It also had an I LUV MARLIN PERKINS bumper sticker on it.
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truthiness1 year, 4 months ago
look, Im sorry about your stupid little red car, and your stupid little A-wing fighter. But when you see an Imperial Walker in a parking lot, DONT PARK NEXT TO IT!
by the force, you think people would have some common sense. We blow up your planets, dissolve the senate, and still you expect some kind of polite behavior. listen..WE RULE THE UNIVERSE! got it?
send your complaints to:
Imperial Guard
c/o property reparations dept.
Tatooine, 0000001
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truthiness1 year, 4 months ago
there is no one my size. I'm the Galactic Empire. Bow down before ME!
...what? no lord vader, I didnt mean to say that I personally..no sir, yes sir, no I just...please... no...ahhhhh
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Coatl1 year, 4 months ago
I tought the Property Reparations Dept. was in Coruscant. Next to the office where you get your speeder driver licence.
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MacR1 year, 4 months ago
This note is from beyond the grave-
I hearby swear an oath to take out a Super Star Destroyer. Hopefully it will take out a Space Station that was secretly built by the Empire.
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The A-Wing fighter pilot who never got the check for damages, to said A-Wing from an Impirial At-At.
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truthiness1 year, 4 months ago
blewblewblewbleww (dark force effects parting as I return fro the beyond)
listen hear Mac,
I got your oath and a bag a peanuts. you know what that gives me? a bag a peanuts, thats what. I'm more powerful than ever now. I dont need no stinking At-At to crush your pitiful attempt at destroying anything. but if you want to have a real battle, meet me in the jedi lounge after Yoda gives his lecture on quantum physics and the force, and we can settle this once for all.
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Darth Truthi
(stupid parking lot.)
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MacR1 year, 4 months ago
I will meet you at that stupid dried up lounge. They serve the most disgusting concoction there. Oh by the way, you should know. That since I took out that SSD and it crashed on your Station. The dead Jedi's thought I deserved a kick azz reward. I was imbued with the powers of all of the most powerfull Jedi's.
Oh I got a telepathic message from Luke. You know that crafty young Jedi that you could not get to join the Darkside? Well he told me that little secret of yours. You know the one about you and Mara? Oh, by the way, Mara sends her best and hopes you die again.
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truthiness1 year, 4 months ago
ah Mara. She was a lot of fun, till she got all clingy. Chicks.
Luke is a wimp. if it wasnt for his daddy he'd be dead. and those powerful jedi, you mean the ones that couldnt see the emperor in front of their face "oh, the force is out of balance. I cant see into where the dark side is. I'll have to go and meditate for awhile."
hey, dumbass, the stuff you cant see- thats where the dark side is, maybe you should have done something about that. well. too late now, we rule. and all those jedi that vader killed all by himself, you can have their powers. see you in the lounge. better pour yourself a stiff drink, you'll need when you're a stiff.
(walks away with a flourish of his dark, evil cloak)
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MacR1 year, 4 months ago
Ah truthi you know who Mara is. Well I for one have had a great time with this. But you see I am not this innocent guy you think I am. You see I crashed into that SSD because of things that the Empire had done to me. Not cause I hated you but of all the jobs you guys screwed me on.
Do you know how much fuel a YT-1300 burns up? Or even worse, how much that Galactic Jiffy Lube charges for repairs and preventive maintenance? OH and that ad that you guys have that says, Put your hands on your butt cheeks. When are you going to start using that lube you have in the shop?
Oh by the way, I am no Jedi. Even though I got some of their powers. Let me introduce myself.
I am Darth Furby, cute and cudley but more evil than all of the Sith's put together.
Have a nice day. Your New Lord and Master.
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Beau78901 year, 4 months ago
This whole thing just reminds me a little too much of the garage I park in every day when I go to work.
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icono11 year, 4 months ago
Now I understand why I drink Bacardi Rum and Jack Daniels mixed together. It all made sense to me. But doesnt the big thingie, was it called a TA TA or AT AT, have reverse in its drivetrane......
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kriicket1 year, 4 months ago
"blewblewblewbleww (dark force effects parting as I return fro the beyond)"
Ahhh, go blow it our your .... ;-)
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puffin1 year, 4 months ago
This is why I prefer my cute l'il compact ST Walker for getting around town! The AT ATs are best for off-roading on some barren planet.
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