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Posted by: ind06 9 months, 4 weeks ago

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ind069 months, 4 weeks ago

Another failing of the MSM! Be afraid, be VERY afraid!
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  ETproductions9 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  By George, George is right! All those guys seated next to that reporter, ah Ed. They ALL looked like zombies.
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BronxBomber9 months, 4 weeks ago

Well if this plan goes through it's Dick Cheney who better be afraid! Hey! Maybe this would be some sort of a homicide/suicide with George too!
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  ind069 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  But would Bush make zombie Cheney hungry?
  Indeed, would D.C. simply be a place where zombies would starve to death?
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natashas9 months, 4 weeks ago

I am so glad that Bush is not overlooking on funding to kill zombies. Zombies are a threat to all of us. Twenty years ago I can remember a zombie waiting for me at the end of my street. He is now seven houses away from my home.

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  ETproductions9 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  Yeah, and they're really REALLY hard to kill, on accounta them being already dead. It's so hard to tell when you've got one of em killed enough.
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    uncle-dave9 months, 4 weeks ago
    
    It's like you have to killem' to death! Or as Slip Mahoney would say " I'll murderlize ya"!
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      BronxBomber9 months, 4 weeks ago
      
      Either that or "Routine Six Fellas!"
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    Shadowolf9 months, 4 weeks ago
    
    ET;
    When they quit moving, they are dead enough...
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sussane9 months, 4 weeks ago

i assume BUSH=zombie
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  ind069 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  Well, you know what happens when you assume... ;)
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  yodee3 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  i think so
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rightfromwrong9 months, 4 weeks ago

That was good stuff Ind.... We should put Bush back into his pod!!
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eugenegerard9 months, 4 weeks ago

It is really strange that Bush allowed so many follow up questions. If only the press corps did the job like this every day. It would be wonderful. (tongue in cheek)
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RedstateLib9 months, 4 weeks ago

Really it's easy to see Cheney ate Bushes brain along time ago.
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  uncle-dave9 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  Cheney ate Karl Rove?!
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wildman65579 months, 4 weeks ago

Very Funny. It should have been under humor though.
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detoxer9 months, 4 weeks ago

Bushbies!
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ConquerorWyrm9 months, 4 weeks ago

well, truthfully, this terrifies me. Brains should not be eaten raw, as zombies are want to do, and I myself have always had that fear. I mean, I'd prefer mine to be pan-fried & sprinkled with mint.
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  BronxBomber9 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  What? No teriyaki sauce?
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    cushi9 months, 4 weeks ago
    
    Of course not, silly! Hannibal the Cannibal's recipe's the only way to fix 'em....with a nice helping of fava beans! That's why Cheney's such a big old FART!!
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      puffin9 months, 4 weeks ago
      
      More Chianti, please ...
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      Shadowolf9 months, 4 weeks ago
      
      Dr.Lechter ate his friends LIVER with fava beans and a nice Chianti...the brain, he explained, should be sauteed in a white wine sauce, and served with asparagus spears and a merlot...
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  sumptuousdigs9 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  ConquerorWyrm ... bush, on the other hand, should always be eaten raw.
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itsme29 months, 4 weeks ago

Sorry I must,
BBBRRRRRAAAAAAIINNSSSSSS
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  ind069 months, 4 weeks ago
  
  lol :)
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skrtelza3 months ago

this is the dumbest thing I've ever seenâ;¦ maybe if the pres was actually saying something dumb it would be funny, but he's not, it's just some douche mixing random speeches together for something that's not even funny. Seriously, guys, if there is no point to this video, why did you post it?
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