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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Special Report: The nation's poor get to experience true Christmas spirit, while the wealthy, burdened by shopping and party obligations, are left out in the cold.

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    ind068 months, 4 weeks ago

    When will the poor realize how well off they are and start doing their bit to help the rich?

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      lvrofwolves8 months, 4 weeks ago

      I know!!! it's Christmas for heaven sakes! the poor best be getting with the program, obviously they don't care about the rich! geesh.

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        Charlson8 months, 3 weeks ago

        That's what home invasions are for.

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        Shadowolf8 months, 4 weeks ago

        ...life's a beach...

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          Charlson8 months, 3 weeks ago

          Then the tide rolls in and drowns you.

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          natashas8 months, 4 weeks ago

          Happy Holidays to all the people I owe and will owe money to!!

          I feel the love this holiday season.

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            natashas8 months, 4 weeks ago

            Lets make a toast to Master, Visa, and Discovery!

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          cowboygrandpa8 months, 3 weeks ago

          Ha Ha Ha Ha. Yeah I guess we should be thankful we don't have to put up with all the expensive gifts that aren't appreciated anyway. I mean really I wasn't looking forward to my Ferrari I asked for. LOL

          Thanks ind06

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            ind068 months, 3 weeks ago

            You're welcome, cowboygrandpa :)

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            Rinaldi1008 months, 3 weeks ago

            How ironicly true!

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              lvrofwolves8 months, 3 weeks ago

              Turning down or having to appear at all those invitations to elaborate parties, having to go shop for the perfect dress, spending all that $ at the hairdresser, dealing with travel agents,making sure drivers are ready at my command, having to tip all the people that serve me throughout the year....sounds extremely stressful,my heart is bleeding heavily for them. sniffle sniffle.

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              itsme28 months, 3 weeks ago

              Spammers suck,

              Merry christmas!

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                BronxBomber8 months, 3 weeks ago

                Hey kily2007, don't you ever get tired having yourself around?

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                  ind068 months, 3 weeks ago

                  Because nothing says "Christmas" like hot sex!

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                  itsme28 months, 3 weeks ago

                  I wish I could have the holiday spirit just paid out of me!

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                    cherylcl8 months, 3 weeks ago

                    Pretty funny! However, I truly believe something my grandmother always said, "God puts money in the hands of the giver." It sure has proven true for me.

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                      debugger8 months, 3 weeks ago

                      I think the poor should be forced to suffer this cruelty...they clearly don't know how difficult this is for the rich.

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                        BronxBomber8 months, 3 weeks ago

                        Yeah I realy feel for the rich, boo hoo hoo!----------->NOT!

                        :o[

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                      orlando378 months, 3 weeks ago

                      The Onion is such an awesome site. Very good satire

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                        DCysco8 months, 3 weeks ago

                        Happy Holidays to and to all a prosperous New Year. Especial prosperous New Years to all you friends and family who owe me money. Oh well another year and not a dime in the bucket.

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                          icono18 months, 3 weeks ago

                          ...."..the poor are so selfish"

                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. lmao.

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                            rdy2rck8 months, 3 weeks ago

                            POOR RICH.Unfortunely many poor suffer too.I volunteer with the poorest of the poor, and every year we see a swelling of "guests" in January because of a year of going without feel guilty, etc. and feel the need to "provide"love with gifts especially to their children and end up unable to pay bills.

                            Even if your not christian, the word is LOVE.

                            Remember back to past your Christmas'.Do you remember the gifts, or do you remember going to buy the tree, decorating it, getting bopped on the head with a spoon for sticking your finger in the cookie dough, the exitement of Christmas eve leaving milk and cookies for Santa.

                            Rich or poor, if you remember the gifts, I feel sorry for you.

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                              keepinreal8 months, 3 weeks ago

                              I don't understand. ESPN has been saying all week poor Michael Vick who only did what he did because of the pressure from all that money that Atlanta threw at him. If its good for him, why don't we all have sympathy for all those born rich, praying that they can manage to get through all the pressures of having all that money?

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                                2sidestoeverything8 months, 3 weeks ago

                                OK OK I will be nicer to the rich! LOL! indy your the best.

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                                  smithichie8 months, 3 weeks ago

                                  Just remember what Moe Syzlak, from the Simpsons has to say about rich people.

                                  "Aw, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy. From the day they're born to the day they die, they think they're happy, but trust me...they ain't."

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                                    kuytza3 months, 1 week ago

                                    Remember back to past your Christmas'.Do you remember the gifts, or do you remember going to buy the tree, decorating it, getting bopped on the head with a spoon for sticking your finger in the cookie dough, the exitement of Christmas eve leaving milk and cookies for Santa.If its good for him, why don't we all have sympathy for all those born rich, praying that they can manage to get through all the pressures of having all that money. http://spicydirectorys.info

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