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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: China revels in a UN report that found it has the highest smog levels in the world, a sure sign of China's progress and prosperity.

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    ind065 months, 1 week ago

    China commemorated the good news by granting every citizen a $300 people's tax rebate, in coal.

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      uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago

      Was that a LUMP sum payment?

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    bizexpert5 months, 1 week ago

    Good post, Thanks ind06!

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      ind065 months, 1 week ago

      you're welcome, bizexpert. :)

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      rdy2rck5 months, 1 week ago

      Isn't that why there having the Olympics there. Cough.

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        Shadowolf5 months, 1 week ago

        ...I can hack it...

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      Rayman5 months, 1 week ago

      Communist China is the #1 violator of human rights. China's crackdown in Tibet is a clear sign of intimidation,oppression and communist military violence. This is said, the 2008 Beijing olympics MUST BE boycotted by all civilized nations who care about freedom, free press and respect of basic civil liberties. Furthermore, let's stop buying anything 'made in China'. China's pollution is just the tip of the icebirg. Even the food is contamined in China due to lack of laws and regulations. China is a 2 billion people jungle struggling to live in horrible conditions, except those who belong to the communist regime!

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        BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago

        But they clean my laundry so well though. No ticky...No washy!

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        marshx5 months, 1 week ago

        congrats to china, finally that coveted #1 spot is theirs!

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          chevydog5 months, 1 week ago

          Actually, we thought that way even up to the 1950's. Smoke=industry=good jobs.

          But getting rid of it has been sort of a mixed blessing.

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          itsme25 months, 1 week ago

          They are so happy because thier people are used to it. This gives them an edge on thier Olympics!

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            Aotearoa5 months, 1 week ago

            It is a great day for china. Forward with progress!!!!!!!! cheers!!!!!!!we'll deal with the desease and other health problems from inhaling poisonous gas in the air and drinking and eating the toxic waste in the water and land when time comes .

            leve leva e malanga kae tau

            And just think what athletes are going to be inhaling while they compete in the olympics.

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              BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago

              They say you can actually see the air in China though. So that's a plus..

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            BoxMonkey5 months, 1 week ago

            That is too funny .

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              vegbaresi5 months, 1 week ago

              So funny you guys believe in such a faked video, check this link to see who is the ambassador in the United States.

              http://news.xinhuanet.com/zhengfu/2005-03/25/co...

              Although it's a Chinese page, you can check photos in it.

              Currently Zhou Wenzhong is the ambassador in the United States.

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                BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago

                Quit spamming in here you stupid moronic dolt!

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                  ind065 months, 1 week ago

                  Well vegbaresi, I can only say THANK GOD you came along with a link to the actual Chinese ambassador! How could I get through the day without you? PLEASE come back and allow me to bask in the glow of your accumulated wisdom again!

                  [Bronx Cheer]

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                    uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago

                    Hooray Bronx!

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