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Posted by: ind06 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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O-SPAN 2 - The FDA is urging all Americans in possession of flaky, delicious pot pies to turn them in to FDA headquarters by dinner time.

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ind064 months, 3 weeks ago

A frosty cold beer recall is slated for Friday evening.
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rdy2rck4 months, 3 weeks ago

Swanson later broadened it's Pot Pie recall because it's inspectors found a white meat piece chicken in one.:)
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uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago

The only way they'll get my pot pie is to pry it from my dead cold fingers!
Which probably means I had a heart attack coming back from the freezer.
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  ind064 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Exactly! You should be careful bandying words like "heart attack" about when you're talking about pot pies. You could anger the god Mikerowavus and next thing you know...
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    uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    I pray to Toa Ster Ov An! His radiance is good!
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      icono14 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      I like The Marquee LaMicro deWave.
      A recall of pot pies is definitely a call to all to defend our rights to eat the gooey little over salted devils with out govt intervention or the manufacturer's meddling concerns about quality and nutrition.
      Who do they think they are.
      Wars have been started over less.
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        uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        I have vivid memories of the Tuna Casserole wars of the fifties.
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        icono14 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Me too. My brother suffered the very first modern case of PTSD when a can of peas, that was slated for the daily tuna casserole, was accidently put on a stove burner & blew up and stuck to the ceiling of the kitchen. Like to of never got him out from under the bed after that one.
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chevydog4 months, 3 weeks ago

If they're after flaky, delicious pot pies then mine is safe.
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BoxMonkey4 months, 3 weeks ago

That is too funny .
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Charlson4 months, 3 weeks ago

Now will someone please tell me how I'm supposed to smoke it?
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  uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Don't ask me Charlson, I'm still having problems with corned beef hash!
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  ind064 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  In a rolling paper, of course!
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    tbkennedy534 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    Or a pipe, as long as you have enough bic lighters
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