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Posted by: ind06 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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High school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss.

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ind062 months, 3 weeks ago

This year's winner for Poorest Recovery Of A Flubbed Line was unable to attend as he was busy practicing to screw his lines up for next year.
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cowboygrandpa2 months, 3 weeks ago

Thespians, they just can't seem to adjust to real life. LOL
Lindsey Lohan was a shoe in for the award. Alas she never showed up.
Good one ind06
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  ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Thanks cowboygrandpa :)
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  uncle-dave2 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  My cousin Norma was a thespian, she did have trouble adjusting. Not to life, but to the fact that she couldn't play on the boys football team. She couldn't knit either.
  If that wasn't bad enough at family gatherings every time I danced with her she wanted to lead.
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    ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    I hope you didn't kiss her, I hear you can get a girl pregnant that way.
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itsme22 months, 2 weeks ago

How do I miss this stuff on t.v...Thanks Indy
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  ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  My pleasure itsme2 :)
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  santa02 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  these arent on tv. they are on the onion. you have to go their webpage. its the onion with a dot and c o m after it. or simply onion. and then go to ONN. their short 'sketch'-like cable news satires.
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chevydog2 months, 2 weeks ago

For the least consistent Cockney accent? Michael Caine must be sleeping well.
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  ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  I can't think of a cockney come back...
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    BronxBomber2 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    *UPDATE* Nelly McKnuckles won one award for "Best Drama Queen" in her class. Amidst tears, she said at the podium that:
    "I like to thank everyone for this most prestigious award.... I've said I'd like to...but I can't. Because quite frankly...I owe it all to me!..Thank you ..Thank you...no autographs."
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      ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      Shine your shoes, guv?
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1basque12 months, 2 weeks ago

Starting the morning off with a laugh is GOOD !!
Thanks ind06
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