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Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff Enters 11,680th Day »

Posted by: ind06 1 month, 3 weeks ago

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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Tensions may grow even tenser with the opening of New Delhi's Indo-Pakistani Conflict Museum on Friday.

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ind061 month, 3 weeks ago

The volatility of a volitally volatile situation grows more volatilively volatile with each volative moment of volatistic volatileness.
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  icono11 month, 3 weeks ago
  
  Sounds right to me.
  Time for another drink & to consider the volatility of the volatile situation that has always been contentious and volatile.
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    uncle-dave1 month, 3 weeks ago
    
    Man the tension is unbearable! I think I'll join icono1 for a volatile cocktail!
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      icono11 month, 3 weeks ago
      
      Bar's open.
      Enjoy.
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        2sidestoeverything1 month, 3 weeks ago
        
        Do yo have a volatile tension cocktail if so thats what I'll have. :~)
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        icono11 month, 3 weeks ago
        
        Yep sure do.
        Mixed or on the rocks?
        
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  mark-stevens1 month, 3 weeks ago
  
  This is how funny that sitution is, ha ha... Clinton gave Pakistan nuclear weapon technology to equal India's. Pakistan in turn gave that technolgy to Iran and North Korea.
  Am I missing the humor???
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    ind061 month, 3 weeks ago
    
    yes.
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    cloud151 month, 3 weeks ago
    
    pretty much
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greenmac1 month, 3 weeks ago

Priceless!!!!! Thanks Ind...enjoyed it!
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  ind061 month, 3 weeks ago
  
  Glad you liked it greenmac :)
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icono11 month, 3 weeks ago

I've come up with the smoothest volatility and tension mix yet known to man.
When and if ever I'm sober, I'll try to remember what it was made out of an mixed so I can write it down for posterity.
But until then.... fill er up & bottoms up Uncle Dave and 2sidestoeverything & all others.
well this post was supposed to be up there but it is down here.... well ok.... time for another round of volatility with a tension chaser.
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  ind061 month, 3 weeks ago
  
  Nothing beats it when the taste of volatility collides with stomach churning tension! Can I get that chicken fried?
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Mdiar1 month, 3 weeks ago

The volatile standoff with my ex has entered its 324th day today... can I take the place of India or Pakistan? Please? I don't fear nuclear Armageddon as much as I fear my ex!
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  ind061 month, 3 weeks ago
  
  As long as Bill Clinton doesn't give your wife the bomb!
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