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Posted by: ind06 1 month, 2 weeks ago

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O-SPAN : Before a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome name.

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ind061 month, 2 weeks ago

Allow me to help with the following suggestions:
Operation Meth Munch
Operation Manilla Meth
The Man From M. E. T. H.
Medal Of Honor: Marauding Methville Massacre
World Of World Of Methcraft
Escape From Planet Meth

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  BuffaloJ1 month, 2 weeks ago
  
  They should follow the usual republican naming convention for bills. The convention dictates that you choose a name that if voted against would make a person look real bad. Oh yeah, and the name doesn't have to have anything to do with the bill...
  Here's a few I can think of:
  "Operation Save The Children"
  "Operation Health Care for Children"
  "Operation Cheap Gas"
  "Operation Enduring Freedom" (oh wait, already taken...)
  
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uncle-dave1 month, 2 weeks ago

How's about the Meth Mess?
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Beau78901 month, 2 weeks ago

Operation Crystal Clear.
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ind061 month, 2 weeks ago

You guys need to run for office!
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  uncle-dave1 month, 2 weeks ago
  
  Does this mean you'll be our campaign manager?!
  
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    ind061 month, 2 weeks ago
    
    Do you mean you'll pay me?
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      uncle-dave1 month, 2 weeks ago
      
      Sure......no problem.....whatever you want...heh heh heh.
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        ind061 month, 2 weeks ago
        
        Well, I owe mozzer twenty bucks... Can you fix that for me?
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        uncle-dave1 month, 2 weeks ago
        
        Consider it done.....I'll get Vito on it.
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hefaa11 month, 2 weeks ago

Methopotamia: an exit stragery.
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danielistical1 month, 2 weeks ago

how about-------Lets make drug dealers richer by creating market for them that did not exsist before???? chachy aint it?
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  ind061 month, 2 weeks ago
  
  Can you add the word "War" to that?
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HannibalBarca1 month, 2 weeks ago

Well Peyote Pete told me that anti-drugs are kind of like anti-matter; very hard to see, costly to produce and only have a lifetime of nano seconds; hard to load your needle in that time frame.
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  ind061 month, 2 weeks ago
  
  not to mention the huge explosion they cause when they come into contact with drugs.
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    Mdiar1 month, 2 weeks ago
    
    Isn't that how meth labs blow up?
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      ind061 month, 2 weeks ago
      
      It's how my mom's meth lab blew up.
      Wait, that came out wrong...
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abntv1 month, 2 weeks ago

Crystal Meth the Kiss of Death
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Secret_Asian_Man1 month, 2 weeks ago

Confucius say meth not method.
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mackiemesser1 month, 2 weeks ago

How about 'Remember Pearl Harbor'?
From Wikipedia: 'Methamphetamine was first synthesized from ephedrine in Japan in 1893 by chemist Nagayoshi Nagai. In 1919, crystallized methamphetamine was synthesized by Akira Ogata via reduction of ephedrine using red phosphorus and iodine'

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  uncle-dave1 month, 2 weeks ago
  
  Hey! Aren't they the same guys that gave us high fructose corn syrup?!
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