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Posted by: ind06 1 month, 3 weeks ago

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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.

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ind061 month, 3 weeks ago

The No Values Party boasts several dozen ex-Presidents, over one hundred captains of industry and a Cardinal or two! Join us, be a No Values Voter!
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BlackoliveNY1 month, 3 weeks ago

" No Values Party "
Good video.
Yes, your never know:)
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Beau78901 month, 3 weeks ago

This is a CLASSIC. Worth every bit of the trouble it's gonna cause you on this thread when people start arguing over which candidate represents the No Values voters best.
Let me get that started for you--I was surprised Giuliani didn't do much better in the primaries, given the strength of the No Values contingent.
You can thank me later. ;-)
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  ind061 month, 3 weeks ago
  
  Oh, allow me to thank you now :)
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tehranchik1 month, 3 weeks ago

They could try to re-elect W. for another 4 years.
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Beeboppin711 month, 3 weeks ago

They want a candidate who has the guts to shove a nuclear missile up the rear end of the guy in front of you at the grocery store, who insists on paying his entire grocery bill in pennies and coupons.
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  uncle-dave1 month, 3 weeks ago
  
  As long as it doesn't happen in the express lane , I suppose it would be alright.
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    Beeboppin711 month, 3 weeks ago
    
    Perhaps there is some value in this "No Value" movement?
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      uncle-dave1 month, 3 weeks ago
      
      Especially when they double the value of your coupons.
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        Beeboppin711 month, 3 weeks ago
        
        I hope you're not planning to use those. It's a trap! Remember the nuclear missile?
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        Beau78901 month, 3 weeks ago
        
        Remind me to always allow you to go ahead of me at the grocery store.
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        uncle-dave1 month, 3 weeks ago
        
        Clean up in check out lane 5! Clean up in check out lane 5!
        
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        Beeboppin711 month, 3 weeks ago
        
        :)
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        chevydog1 month, 3 weeks ago
        
        You mean nucular?
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    ind061 month, 3 weeks ago
    
    There's some confusion here, people who go through the express lane with a full shopping cart ARE No Values voters.
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      Beeboppin711 month, 3 weeks ago
      
      A simple fact that we've all overlooked. What would we do without you Indy?
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chevydog1 month, 3 weeks ago

Both campaigns promise to dispatch minions who will pelt wheelchair-bound elderly people with cream pies.
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  ind061 month, 3 weeks ago
  
  Then they both have my vote!
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    chevydog1 month, 3 weeks ago
    
    After that, the minions will search for dogs to kick.
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      Charlson1 month, 3 weeks ago
      
      Correction: seeing-eye dogs.
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        blksentra21 month, 3 weeks ago
        
        "Seeing eye Dogs" LMAO
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Charlson1 month, 3 weeks ago

Now what is the website for Citizens for a Bleaker America? I'm considering joining.
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itsme21 month, 3 weeks ago

Why dont we all go for the no value vote, its better then what we are dealing with now!
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blksentra21 month, 3 weeks ago

Wow, what a hell of a twist on the political scene. lol
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hefaa11 month, 3 weeks ago

I'm going to vote for the no values candidate 30 or 40 times.
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