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Posted by: ind06 1 month ago

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Springfield PA-- The latest diet craze, diet ice cubes, is a big seller in Springfield. The tiny cubes cost a mere $10.00 for a dozen and sell by the thousands every day. The ice cubes have zero calories and no cholesterol.

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ind061 month ago

For years I've been looking for something to put into my Big Gulp that won't make me so fat! Finally, the madness has stopped!
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Nixie1 month ago

I hear Pepsi is developing Low-Carb Air, but it isn't going well. They are having trouble telling the difference between the Low-Carb and Regular Air. Packaging maybe should have been a higher priority.
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  ind061 month ago
  
  Is that lo-carb air caffeine free lo-carb air?
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    Nixie1 month ago
    
    It depends on how far away you are from the nearest Starbucks.
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    mozzer1 month ago
    
    It's low-carb, fat-free with zero nutritional value. Plus, it goes great with Wendy's Baconator and easily washed down with a 64oz ************* Milkshake.
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      mozzer1 month ago
      
      lol, I guess propeller has a problem with 64oz Butter McFatty Milkshakes. ...But it has DIET ice cubes!
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        ind061 month ago
        
        we call that bootyer now
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      Nixie1 month ago
      
      "...with zero nutritional value..."
      Shh!!! If the food nazis hear you, they'll try to ban it! And I don't really think banning air is going to be a good thing!
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        chevydog1 month ago
        
        Personally I like air that one can sink one's teeth into--cut off a piece and chew it for awhile. Pittsburgh (and Weirton) used to be a good source. But now I may have to go all the way to Beijing.
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cowboygrandpa1 month ago

When I was younger I was pushing diet sex. Have sex eat light, have more sex, eat light... Those diet ice cubes would have come in handy.
Would have helped to cool me off with out the calories of the beer. LOL
Good one ind06
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  RickyDawkins1 month ago
  
  Thats what beercubes are for!
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    uncle-dave1 month ago
    
    Mmmmmmm!! Beer!
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      ind061 month ago
      
      Mmmmm!! BEAR? Are you eating bears now?!
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ind061 month ago

Thanks cowboygrandpa, it's good to see you :)
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puffin1 month ago

Oh I laugh ... and laugh ... with you all.
: )
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uncle-dave1 month ago

Are they available in flavors other than water?
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  chevydog1 month ago
  
  Unfortunately not. One has to add foreign substances to flavor them. Kahlua is nice.
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  ind061 month ago
  
  Though the only flavor is water, they go well with everything! I like mine with Tabasco sauce!
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chevydog1 month ago

This is a fantastic idea. I especially like the home-made angle. Wonder if people can watch them being made--must be exciting. Where does one write for franchise information?
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  ind061 month ago
  
  The same address as the "Watch Grass Grow" Foundation.
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    chevydog1 month ago
    
    You think this would be as exciting as that? Sign me up!
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      ind061 month ago
      
      Perhaps not as exciting, but what it lacks in raw white-knuckle intensity it makes up for in glacial slowness.
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        chevydog1 month ago
        
        But you get a home-made diet ice cube at the end. Doesn't that sound worth the effort?
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        ind061 month ago
        
        Home made ice does taste a lot better than that crummy mass produced ice. It just seems... I dunno... colder!
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        chevydog1 month ago
        
        Colder, cleaner, crisper. Made from 100% Missouri tap water, so it's got lime incorporated. Watch it made before your eyes. Better get in on the ground floor; it might be the next Starbuck's.
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Endoscopy1 month ago

I want to start my own franchise. I bet I could sell a lot of that here in Florida.
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BigBadJohn6661 month ago

This would probably sell since there are millions of Americans that are stupid enough to bite on it. They are buying flavored water and protein water, 100 calorie paks etc. aren't they.
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